He had an opinion. Then he remembered who packed the swim bag, checked the heat sheet, and got everyone here on time. 😂🏃♂️💨 Swim dads, say it with your chest… or keep running! Tag a swim dad who would make...
Weekend meet. Monday morning. Zero spoons left. Three sessions, a cooler full of snacks, a hotel pillow that wrecked your neck, and somehow you still have to be a functioning adult by 7am Monday. The heat sheets are a...
Swim dad: “Why are you so worked up? It’s just a race.” Swim mom: “I’m going to need you to stop talking right now.”😂🏊♀️ He’s asking which lane our kid is in. I’ve already checked the heat sheet, calculated the...
Same swim dad. Same arrival time. Same coffee he somehow forgot to bring me. 😂☕️ Meanwhile, I’ve packed the bags, driven the kids, and claimed our seats before he’s hit snooze. Tag a swim dad who’s VERY committed to his...
Nothing prepares you for watching your own kid forget what event they're in. One second you're cheering for a clean IM, the next your swimmer is doing backstroke arms on the butterfly leg and the whole stands go silent....
Warmup time. Pool address. Snacks. Backup goggles. Which towel is lucky. Why “the race starts at 9” does NOT mean arrive at 9. 📝😂 I’m leaving for two days, and he’s taking notes like he’s training for a NASA...